No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
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We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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