they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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