I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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