we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
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I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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