i don't like sucking hair
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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