You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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