i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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