even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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