I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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