yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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