Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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