You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
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I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
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You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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