I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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