I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Randomize
