I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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