Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I deserve this hangover.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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