I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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