i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Don't make out with my wife yet
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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