I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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