I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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