Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
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So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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