Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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