That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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