Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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