it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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