question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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