i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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