My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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