This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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