I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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