what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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