i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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