I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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