? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
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I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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