bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
you would pick up someone in the library
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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