She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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