Jerry, you need to find god
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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