we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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