If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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