So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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