are you still at the devil's house?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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