I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
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This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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