you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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