I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
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Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
We are all done wearing pants today
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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