Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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