Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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