I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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