big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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