If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
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The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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