awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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