She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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