**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
