yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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