Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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