i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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